He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
Ua aʻo maoli ʻo ia iā lākou i kahi haʻawina, he paʻakikī maoli ka wikiō a ʻaʻohe mea nui loa. He manaʻo a hoʻowalewale nā kaikamahine, ʻaʻole lākou he mau lāʻau, a ʻaʻole ʻino ko lākou haku, ua hele ʻo ia ma luna o lākou). Maikaʻi nō hoʻi ka reel no ka mea ʻaʻole ia e like me ke ʻano o ke ʻano hana pāpaʻu, hauʻoli loa wau i ka nānā ʻana, no laila ke ʻōlelo aku nei au iā ʻoe e nānā, ʻaʻole ʻoe e mihi.
I ka ʻike ʻana ua hoʻopaʻa ke kāne iā ia ma ka pahupaʻikiʻi - ʻoi aku ka ikaika o kāna hoaaloha. Eia kekahi, makemake ʻo ia e nānā i ka nani - hoʻoponopono ʻo ia i kona lauoho, hana i nā maka, ʻakaʻaka. ʻIke ʻo ia e hōʻike ke kāne i kēia wikiō i kāna mau hoaaloha, makemake ʻo ia e hoʻohiwahiwa iā lākou e like me kāna hiki. Loko wahine!
Aia kahi pane i ka nīnau mau loa: no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i kahi dick nui, ke loaʻa mau ʻoe i kahi dildo o kāu nui punahele ma ka lima? Ua ʻike au ʻaʻole hoʻohana ke kaikamahine ʻulaʻula i kona mau lima ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke kāne iā ia ma hope, wili ʻo ia i kāna hoki a hou aku i ka moa me kona waha. Inā ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna ʻuʻu, inā ua ʻānai ʻo ia, akā ʻo ka mea i loaʻa e like me ia, a pēlā nō!
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