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ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
Koke ka mea akaka i ka liʻiliʻi ʻulaʻula i loko o ka paʻakikī moe, me ka mea e hana i kou makemake, minoʻaka i ka laki o kona hoa. ʻO ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i kāna dick i loko o ka anus ke paʻa kāna hoa i nā manamana lima ʻelua he mea hou. ʻIke ʻia ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka anus, inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokuʻu i nā mea he nui i laila i ka manawa like. No ka ʻai ʻana i ka hoki, a laila puka mai nā mea a pau a laila lick - kahaha nui wau i nā moemoeā, pono kekahi e hoʻāʻo i kēia.