Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!
Ua kali ka makuahine i kēia hanana no ka manawa lōʻihi. No kāna keiki ʻaʻole ia he puka puka wale nō, akā he tiketi hoʻi i ke kanaka makua. No laila ua hoʻoholo ka makuahine e hāʻawi i kāna keiki i nā kumu o ka ʻepekema, kahi e pono ai ʻo ia i ke kula kiʻekiʻe, i ʻole e manaʻo ʻo ia he puʻupaʻa a he pio.
He hana maikaʻi kā lākou, akā kānalua wau inā he kāne ka lede kekahi o nā kāne! ʻO ka hopena hope loa, inā makemake ka wahine i ʻelua pū i ka manawa hoʻokahi, hiki iā ia ke kūʻai i kahi pāʻani. Akā ʻo ka ʻae ʻana i ka lua o ke kāne e hele mai i kāna wahine, manaʻo wau he mea noʻonoʻo ʻole!
ʻO kēia ke ʻano o ka home sex no nā kāne i hui hou. He hoihoi a ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu, e like me kā lākou ʻōlelo ʻana ʻaʻole i kau ka hale i kāna imprint ma ka moekolohe! A laila hoʻomaka nā keiki, ke ola o kēlā me kēia lā, ke kaʻina hana a me ka loaʻa kālā ... A hoʻopaneʻe ʻia kēlā ʻano kāne a me ka wikiwiki ʻole i nā hopena pule, ke hiki iā ʻoe ke hiamoe maluhia a ʻaʻole wikiwiki i nā wahi āpau! A he mea hilahila, maikaʻi ke loaʻa i kēlā me kēia lā.
He nigger nui me ka dick nui. ʻO ke ala maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i hoʻopaʻa ai iā ia he kaikamahine nani. Paipai maikaʻi. ʻAʻohe mea hiki ʻole!