ʻAe, ʻaʻohe naʻaupō o kēia kaikamahine lauoho ʻeleʻele, he ʻīwī nui kāna. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokomo i kekahi o ia mau mea i loko o kou waha. Pono pono i kahi wehe hohonu. A ʻaʻole ʻino loa kāna keikikāne. Loaʻa iā ia kāna hoki e like me ka lua maʻamau. I kēia manawa aia kahi kaʻaahi e komo mai ana.
Akaka loa me ka moekolohe, me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka condom. ʻO ka mea i maopopo ʻole ʻo ia ke kumu he ʻelua kīwī nui ma ka paia ma kahi kokoke i kekahi. A ʻo ka mea hou aku, ua kau ʻia lākou ma nā kihi ʻokoʻa! Ma ke ala, hiki i ke kāne ke ʻike maopopo i kona hauʻoli i kāna hoaaloha. ʻOiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua like ʻo ia me kahi papa!
He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
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