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ʻAʻole maoli ka lede o ka ʻōpio mua, akā ʻike maoli a maikaʻi loa ke ʻano. Inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia moloā, e moe wale a kolo paha ʻo ia! A no ka hana ʻana i kāna dick ponoʻī, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike! Akā ma ke ʻano holoʻokoʻa, manaʻo wau he mea maikaʻi nō ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka makuahine e like me kēia.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
Ma keʻano laulā, maopopo iaʻu ke kāne - maikaʻi loa nā wahine e hoʻopuka i ka lolo, i kekahi manawa makemake wau e loaʻa i kahi hoaaloha paʻakikī e hoʻopaʻa! ʻO ka mea hoihoi loa, makemake ʻo ia i kāna hoaaloha a manaʻo ʻo ia i kekahi manawa no ka hoʻololi ʻana i ka pilina e hoʻohana i kēlā pāʻani pāʻani!