Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
♪ kāhea mai nā moa iaʻu a naʻu e hoʻokama iā lākou a pau ♪